I decided to smoke some pot and document my live reactions to the film 50 Shades Darker, which is now available on HBO, BTW.
Below is the result.
There WILL be spoilers here
Oh good. She’s still stammering and timid.
I guess asserting herself with her former Dom didn’t give her any confidence after the last movie.
Boss should not be looking at his employee that way. Predatory as fuck.
Her coworker clearly agrees w/ me the way she just shot their boss that look.
Ok. She’s walking into an art show. She seems surprised that she’s the model in all the photos. does she not remember posing?
WOAH. Friend tells her that if he had asked before choosing all the photos of her she would have said no, so he just did it anyway. way to model good consent practices!
someone bought the whole collection of her overpriced images in a gallery. I WONDER WHO
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
“you bought all the very overpriced giant pictures of me? ” His response. “Yeah. I don’t like the idea of anybody gawking at you.” EX GIRLFRIEND WHO LEFT ME.
boom. she ordered her own dinner. that shows him who’s boss! So he grins and says “fine” She didn’t need your permission, asshole.
“I can’t do this if you won’t talk to me” Smartest thing Anastasia has ever said.
She seems to understand the basic tenets of good communication. It looks like after the last movie, she got herself a fetlife account, read a bunch of blogs and educated herself. Learned good practices and terminology. Too bad her Dom didn’t do that.
I don’t understand – she’s not meek or timid at all with him she so skittish with everyone else in her life. Of all people, he SHOULD make her feel jumpy.
Aww shit. That “laters baby” thing is back
That was such a weird exchange between coworkers. I think the sexually harassing boss is gonna be the villain.
You are NOT her boyfriend. You can’t just call yourself her boyfriend.
“he want’s what’s mine” OMG. I hate everything about this guy.
If she had agreed to that dynamic, this would be a very different story. I’d be like, “good for them…that’s so awesome they found each other!” But he’s trying to force/manipulate her into thinking his brand of domination is “the way it is.”
He’s buying her employer.
now i understand why they did the scene at the beginning – the flashback to his abusive childhood. It’s to let audiences feel sorry for him – to be able to forgive him for being an utter douche once he admits he needs therapy and relinquishes the need to be controlling after the revelation. People love salvation stories.
Six and a half minutes in – first sex scene. Let’s see how they do.
I just had a massive epiphany about how i used to view sex and submission.
Oh. Okay, so the sex scene starts with him giving her oral. No lie….that’s pretty titillating. I just lose my groove every time there is dialogue.
yup. sex scene is steamy.
Ok. She just called it his “kinky fuckery.” He did not know what that meant. Supports theory that in between movies, she got a fetlife account and he thinks he invented kink.
“I make that kind of money every 5 minutes. keep it.” Re: $24K. Our heroine rips up the check. SO HE HAS HIS ASSISTANT FORWARD $24k INTO HER BANK ACCOUNT. she is asking him how he has her bank account info.
Next scene – they’re having a nice lunch and she’s dropped the topic of HOW THE FUCK HE KNEW HER BANK ACCOUNT INFO.
I prefer when foreshadowing is more of a nuance. It’s less fun when they’re beating you over the head with a clue.
Yes Anastasia. He’s bad news. Follow your instincts. WALK AWAY.
He’s straight up willing to kidnap her. carry her kicking and screaming if she doesn’t go willingly.
without that scene making you feel sorry for him at the beginning, this same movie would have been listed under “thriller” instead of “romance”
this movie just exploded codependency wide open in my brain. another epiphany.
Why are you trying to understand him, Anastasia? what other than all those traits you just called him out on has he shown you?
OK. don’t know what just happened. have to rewind and start the scene over again.
He’s having her draw a box on his chest in lipstick. and it’s hurting him way more than makes sense. and then he says “those are my boundaries.” I don’t know what the fuck he means. Her response is “i can live with that.” Does she know what he means? WHY ARE THEY FUCKING AGAIN? THEY WERE JUST HAVING A VERY IMPORTANT FIGHT.
Did I miss the scene where she consented to ANY OF THIS? ’cause i thought they were still negotiating.
He’s gonna have her wear ben wa balls to a fancy charity ball.
is he taking her to a real charity ball or is it like one of those Eyes Wide Shut parties?
okay his mother is there. i guess that means it’s not a play party.
His disdain for his sister ….it’s a disdain for all women except the ones he can control.
She bid $24000 at the charity gala on the item he donated (a week say at one of his homes) . His response “I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank you.”
Oh. Next sex scene now. “I want you to spank me” Let’s see how this goes.
ok. i have to pause this. They inserted a line of dialogue for him to remind her she has a safe word. Because his character has come off as non-ethical from the getgo, the only reason I could think that he would do that is to lure her into a false sense of security that she is safe with him. What I really think happened? The writers remembered that were were supposed to think this was a sexy movie, not a scary one – and that was supposed to calm us down. So they throw him a line that is not in line with his character as a form of exposition.
Wish they’d gone the other way around. If she had confirmed she still has a safe word – then she’d be supporting the “anastasia got educated on fetlife” theory AND make her a stronger woman ( who can still totally submit).
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WARMUP, MISTER?
he took the ben wa balls out of her on camera. i wonder if parents and their offspring watch this movie together in theaters?
there are so many boundary issues in this movie
codependency epiphany, the sequel.
they’re setting it up that there’s this young woman who is the villain, but i think it’s the creepy boss. she’s not been to work since the fourth scene. They developed his character too much in order to drop it.
By my calculations they’ve fucked twice since she painted that red lipstick on them. how is this his first shower? It’s been at least a day!
No, it doesn’t mean he loves you. It means he feels abandoned by his mother and looks to control women in order to make them stay because he equates staying with love.
Mini epiphany on the narrative how a woman “saves” a man by loving him into good mental health is just another part of a larger narrative that leads back up into patriarchy. But I won’t get into that now.
sketchy boss is back, being sketchy.
aah. he’s back to becoming unhinged because someone who never agreed to his terms isn’t following his orders.
that’s what that enabling mentor/mistress of his “helped” him with. He’d have gone full rapist if she hadn’t intervened with a “code” like Dexter’s father did. His emotional imbalance causes him to want to control women, BDSM channels it into something less illegal.
Just tell her, it’s a spreader bar. “walk before we run?” A spreader bar is “advanced?”
every time he fucks her he comes off as so cocky.
Unf. I need a spreader bar.
THIS SCENE IS HOT.
mmmm….having memories of recent evenings. I really need a spreader bar.
Pulse racing. the scene is over. i think i need to pause and get some air before i go back to trying to follow a plot.
Gonna go make some food that’s not sugar for the rest of it.
OK I’ve made a delightful tuna salad. It’s so good. Gonna smoke a little more and take on part 2 of this fascinating feature.
Yes….the difference between fights and conversations to Anastasia is that the questions she asks get resolved in conversations. In fights, questions can be answered by proxy with his penis.
Creepy boss is NEGGING her, professionally.
If this were real life, this boss would be the next one with allegations coming out about his harassing behavior.
yes. trap your female employee in your office and use threatening sexual language around her. good plan. especially since her boyfriend (if we’re calling him that now) employs you
“i can make you come like nobody else has” called creepy boss from scene one.
“he tried to touch me”
“Im gonna kill him”
“No no no please don’t go”
“OK.” [ to bodyguard ] YOU GO KILL HIM.
He changed the subject on her. He’s a master manipulator. She was talking about wanting to keep working and he’s convincing her to move in by being all awkward about asking.
I can’t see any of Christian Gray’s actions as genuine.
She made a valuable contribution at work and then apologizes for it in the next scene.
I want to believe it’s on her merit but i think he’s a manipulative jerk…..yup, she just questioned it too.
how could anybody be in a relationship with someone whose motives they can’t trust and are constantly questioning?
He’s making her take off her panties at the fancy restaurant
bet he starts fingering her in the elevator with four other people in there….
takes notes that’s something for my fantasy rolodex
they just stole this straight out of working girl
LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF WORKING GIRL. THE EXACT DIALOGUE.
“I expect to you to call me anna. I don’t expect you to fetch me coffee unless you’re getting some for yourself, and the rest we’ll figure out as we go.”
ok. chick with a gun. the ex submissive is the villain?
omg this is soooooooooooo fucked up.
omg omg omg omg
i can’t …this scene is too layered and horrible.
he deescalates woman with gun by telling her to kneel.
bet his narcissism has a raging boner right now.
“I would have done anything to dissarm her.” except call the police and let a stalking victim know that your ex is mentally unstable and dangerous.
not disarm. SUBDUE. He used the word subdue.
“yeah, she scared me – but you scared me more.”
She had a gun. She should have scared you more.
“Don’t leave me” most honest thing Christian Gray has said all movie long.
OH THERE’S THE SHOE. I’M NOT A DOMINANT. I’M A SADIST.
Oh honey. There is sadism and there is sadism. What you are is fronting.
It’s Seattle at night by the water. I feel like that shirt she’s wearing is not warm enough to be outside without shivering.
I was wearing a flannel robe this morning in LA and chilled.
she’s turned on by his muscles. I guess they’re so good his character doesn’t matter.
He’s lying to her.
is his plane going down?
helicopter….. oh, now the’ll set him up to be either super heroic and cool under pressure, or faced with a life and death situation that he can’t fully control, he’ll totally have that epiphany he needs.
they had him be not totally controlling in the scene before we see the cliffhanger w/ the helicopter going down so we worry about him. if we’re worried about him then he can’t be a bad guy and this goes back to being a romance and not a thriller.
So, basically, the difference between a romance and a thriller is empathy for the antagonist.
she’s having way more of a reaction to the possibility that he died and finding out he’s alive than she did with having a loaded gun in her face.
ugh. she said yes. should have suspenseful music instead of romantic.
OOH Hot shower scene. the music tells me this will be super steamy.
Yeah. Yeah. It is. …oh wait. idiotic dialog. Never mind. BUT now we’re in his dungeon – i.e.: “the red room”
Oil? What’s he gonna do, give her a rough massage?
this looks a lot more sensualist than sadist, mister.
but yeah. the actual sex scene is hot. and i’m uhh….gonna need a minute.
So, his mentor/dominatrix was mom’s good friend. mom seems oblivious. Was this known information from the first movie?
He says “please” in front of company, but it’s “Come up here a second, please” Not a question (will you come up here?), but a directive. The please was an afterthought. That’s a character flaw (in my opinion). Some people might dig that.
though i’m unclear if she said yes to a D/s relationship or just yes to marriage. cause if she said yes to his request for a full D/s relationship then the above would have been fine.
showdown between the ex mistress and the fiance….OOH AND MOM COMES IN WITH THE FIRST CORRECT MOVE ANYBODY HAS MADE IN THIS FILM: Kicked the abusive fucker to the curb.
It’s pissing me off that the kinksters are depicted like such unhealthy, unstable, unsavory people. KINKY PEOPLE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE. This is making it seem like the cure to all their emotional trauma is giving up kink.
What they need is therapy and education.
but they would need that whether or not they were kinky
I heard “Be mine. Share my life with me. Bury me.” Turns out he said “marry me” but the first way I heard it would have been interesting for an ending.
creepy ex boss is back and now he’s wearing guyliner and leather and stalking officially
OH. that was it. That’s where it ends. ROFL that’s a HORRIBLE place for an ending.
Definitely feels like one book cut into three movies. These story breaks are chapter breaks. Not book breaks.
Well, that was super fun! Now I’m going to figure out how to copy/paste all of this into a blog post 😀
afterthought: I don’t think his gun-wielding, homicidal former slave is in a mental health facility receiving the best care. If that had been an option, he’d have done that for her in the first place. Controlling personality that he is, he would not allow for the unreliable outlier like an uhinged ex playmate threaten what he was working toward his next conquest. No, he was too worried his big secret would get out. So instead of calling the cops and alerting Ana that she was in danger, he took it upon himself to protect her. He know he could always control the ex, by making her kneel, and feel like a fucking hero.
But now that she’s already played that card, he has to do something to control her. So, during that time he was waiting for her to strike, he bought an institution and filled it with his own doctors. She’s in a prison….probably meant to look like mental health facility, but a place where he owns the doctors and she never sees the light of day again