"Bear down on it," he ordered. I was naked and collared, on my hands and knees at the foot of the four-poster bed, around the leg of which he'd used a thigh harness to strap a large, purple phallus at the exact height required for my impalement. Just kidding. I'm not telling that story yet.… Continue reading The ol’ switcheroo
Weekly Enemas: A Cautionary Tale (with humor)
Heads up - I'mma talk about pooping, not in a sexy way. I'll try to make it funny, though. Hello, my name is phi, and I like butt sex. I have liked butt sex pretty much always. The way it worked with the partners I'd had in the past, including one guy who ONLY was… Continue reading Weekly Enemas: A Cautionary Tale (with humor)
A different kind of B.B.W (Smut)
You're led out of the house by a tight fist grabbing hold of your hair. He orders you to get in the car, and while he's fiddling with the back seats, he tells you to start masturbating. You're already wet, of course. You had been for hours. He has that effect on you. It takes… Continue reading A different kind of B.B.W (Smut)
9 things we rarely admit to loving
1. The first shit you take after anal. Come on. You know it's true. 2. Peegasms. I've mentioned these before and I know not everybody gets it, but for those of us who do - you know, that feeling you get when you gotta pee but you hold it in? It's like a little orgasm.… Continue reading 9 things we rarely admit to loving
If you've never had someone suck your cock like it was their calling in life to do so, then you won't understand what our guest experienced for the next twenty minutes.
I’m in a mood
If I want lubrication, I'm going to have to do it myself.
Mr. and Mrs. Shameless go to the beach
He reached around and pressed his palms against her ass. "You enjoying your new beach toy?" he asked.