1. The first shit you take after anal. Come on. You know it's true. 2. Peegasms. I've mentioned these before and I know not everybody gets it, but for those of us who do - you know, that feeling you get when you gotta pee but you hold it in? It's like a little orgasm.… Continue reading 9 things we rarely admit to loving
In the grand scheme of things, yes - these are minor annoyances. But they have power only when we think we're the ONLY ONES who suffer from them. So, I'm taking a risk and raising awareness of some of my minor annoyances so that I can feel solidarity with my sisters who've all potentially endured… Continue reading 9 “Minor” Annoyances
I used to "fall in love" online every twenty-two minutes. That's an exaggeration, but suffice it to say that as a very young adult (and sometimes teenager) I would meet people online and start developing emotional attachments to them very quickly. It was easy to do this. I didn't know they snored. Or subscribed to… Continue reading Deconstructing the destruction: How Professor Snape and Lily Potter’s eyes can help you process your most recent breakup
And so began the little game where he's Peter Parker to the clown's Spiderman. He knows how to summon him. But he's totally not him.
The roar of the garbage truck echoed through the bedroom walls. Still sleepy, Annie nudged her husband's calf with her foot under the covers. "Daddy," she grumbled. "Trash day." He grunted in response. Too tired to argue, she cradled her head into his chest, letting her hand wander (as it customarily did) toward his cock.… Continue reading Mr. and Mrs. Shameless Take out the Trash
“Has the meat been tenderized and marinated?”
Their choices were between a blockbuster action movie, a couple of sappy dramas, and a chick flick.